• Wacky Wednesdays, August 24th, 2011– Weird and Strange Plastic Surgery News

    This week’s edition of Wacky Wednesday features the often crazy and hilarious devices that women will use to achieve bigger, fuller or more, ahem … “perky” breasts.  For decades, women have tried exercise, massage, creams and pills that promise to deliver larger breasts. Yet surgical implants remain the only truly effective and long-term solution for breast enhancement. We can’t blame them for trying – and it sure is fun to watch!

    Here is a commercial for a Chinese product called Top Charming.  It is a bra that continuously vibrates and promises to increase cup size.  In reality, the vibration may induce some temporary swelling, but it would not create new breast tissue.  If vibration was all it took, wouldn’t all jackhammering construction workers have big breasts?

    Here’s another product from China.  Ummm, yeah.  I suppose if you use a corset to bind your waist and squeeze your breasts together, that will give you more cleavage.  Haven’t women known about this for a couple hundred years?

    These commercials are funny, but not nearly as funny as Jennifer Aniston actually trying on the vibrating bra on the Ellen Degeneres show.

    Here’s an American product that seems a little, well … duh. This little cylinder thingy keeps your breasts from crushing each other while you sleep on your side. Wouldn’t a rolled up tube sock do the same thing? Or maybe I’m just cheap.

     

    This one is so weird/disturbing/nutso on so many levels that … well, I’ll let you be the judge.

     

    And finally, here is a great commercial just for giggles.

    Can’t get enough weird plastic surgery news?  Check out the archives.

    Join me again next week as I continue to track the decline of civilized society as told through the strange and varied tales of plastic surgery.

     

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